An old plague hits USF St. Petersburg

BY BEN FRY
STAFF WRITER

A serious condition is making its way around college campuses. Students come down with this condition at the end of every semester, but it is especially common during the spring semester. It is contagious, and it can be devastating. And there is a name for it: senioritis.

And through a [very unscientific] investigation, this condition has been discovered at USF St. Petersburg.

According to the numerous articles written on senioritis, symptoms include procrastination, apathy toward schoolwork, tendency to be truant, faking illness to avoid classes or homework, cognitive impairments and changes in sleeping patterns.